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Ladies and gentlemen in the interest of National Security and Public Safety we highly recommend you do not

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Utter a word of what you are about to see and hear for the events are some of the most highly guarded

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You are about to discover

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And more addictive than desire there is a unifying force to the universe

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Michael

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What's 1025

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Let's finish this chart just a few more minutes

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You don't want me to start without

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Go ahead I'll be right there

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Look at me Michael

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Female Apprentice needed

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Good night

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Are Jesus Christ Sarah

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Just a minute

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I can come back later

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My name is Jamie

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I see what type of apprenticeship is this exactly the ad wasn't very clear

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It's an apprentice for a sorc

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Sorceress

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That would make me

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Well look at the time

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What do you know about Michael

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Lucky

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I said I'm a witch

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Am I correct

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I am fine there's nothing wrong with me

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That's why I specialize in sexual Magic

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Sexual witch

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Assistant sexually frustrated

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Take one of these

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Enjoy yourself clear your mind

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Connect tomorrow and we'll talk

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I don't really believe in

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It'll still work

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Put it in his drink this evening

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Is it expensive

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Considerate in advance on your first pay

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I haven't even agreed to take

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Pow

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Sorry I'm late

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Did you hear about the woman that just moved to the Garden District

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Funny you should mention that

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Everyone's talking about

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Our Town doesn't need loose women

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God wanted us to walk around naked he wouldn't have invented fig leaves

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Cotton and polyester

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Play blackstick and chicken feet got a hold of you dirty socks

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How was your day dear

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How about

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I am really beat Sarah

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Good night

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You sure you don't want to

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Not really thirsty

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I'd like to do something else

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I am going to go take

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Make a call back

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Materialize in the human

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Call hunger of my desire be sex before my eyes

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Well hello there I've been waiting for you

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Tony

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What's happened to me you just shed your skin With a Little Help From Me

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Let me show you what you can do with it

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Come on out

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Go away

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What are you doing in there

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You didn't mention the side effects

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Yes that's right

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Well the first two and a half hours was fun but come on if you're not coming out I'm going

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Aroused

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Give me your address and I'll be right over

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Take one guess

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Take a quick fix

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Where is

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Well I still have an apprentice position available

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Play teach me how to cast spells

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Step aside Mickey

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Here comes the new Sorcerer's Apprentice

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Welcome aboard

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Blue jay fly

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Allow this potion to go Sky High

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Is it supposed to make me fly

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Is all about

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Can you tell me how long

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I want to be a

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You've come a long way already

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Why don't you have a piece of fruit

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I just want to get better at this whole thing

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What is this

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Touch and taste spell I've been working on

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So I figured why not take it to another level

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I know

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And you are

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Peaches are for women

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Add bananas are forum

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That peach represents you

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Add a whole new meaning

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Listen to the phrase passion fruit huh

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Do you think guys are going to want

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Snack on their own bananas

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Tony

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Could you hand me a banana

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Are men and women who

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Find oral sex tasteless

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I need you to drop something off over at the and

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Some peaches bananas

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A special jar of jam

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Spell 38

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Remember

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Edible fruit I command to the

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After just one taste

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Actually an anniversary gift

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Set alarm for 40 years

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So I thought I'd add a little

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Have a deliver

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Good job

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Had to lie down

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I'm fine I'll see you at dinner

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You don't have to change

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That's very sweet

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Have the power

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Time to change

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After just one taste the spell shall be

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Complete and Rapture with the first person you say

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I'm back

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Did you make that delivery

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Something

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That's good

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Hey Cindy you need some help

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No that's all right I've got everything under control well hurry down everyone will be here soon

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Bobby would you mind helping set the table please

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Is is a good place there

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Can you give me a hand with the appetizers in the kitchen

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I just want to thank you again for allowing Bobby United to stay

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Well the pleasure is all mine believe me

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And please call me John

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It's about time

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Excuse me please

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All right the turkey is ready when he's coming in with the finger foods

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Hi guys

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You're not wearing that

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Well I didn't want to but I figured with company coming I should put something on although

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Don't you

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Cindy maybe you might want to go back upstairs and lie down for a little while

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No I feel great

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Thanks I'll take that

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What the hell is going on here

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Anything

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Hi everybody hope we're not too early

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This is my girlfriend

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Why don't you help yourself with some appetizers here before dinner

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Cindy

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Looking fetching

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Yes

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Nice

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And the stomach

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Solid as a rock I have incredible muscle control

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Enough to eat do you want to say something good enough to eat have you ever been with another woman

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I guess I'm overdressed

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Don't you want me

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No

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I want my wife

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I don't know

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I give up

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And I don't understand women and I don't want to

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If I never see another woman as long as I live

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That'll be too soon

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I'll make an exception

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God you're hot

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You're the most beautiful creature I've ever laid my eyes on

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Johnny

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I don't know what you were trying to pull down there but it made me realize

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Yes I love

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Do you love me too

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Sarah did you get the address

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Is everything that

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No one will ever forget this dinner party

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Holy shit

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Later

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And then you and I are going to have a serious

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Talk about following directions

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You are the greatest

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Yes I know

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At least we know the Andersons enjoy peaches

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Come in it's open

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Play Michael

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What are you doing here

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I had to see you tonight

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I want to get with you

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What the hell did you do that for

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Michael came to me on his own that was his choice and I'm sure you didn't

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I'm a big witch now

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Cancel my own affairs

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So when would you be leaving

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Add 100 years after you

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You woke up the neighbors

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Very happy

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My name is George Daniels I just moved in down the street

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But I'm not here to complain about the

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Actually I'm very happy to find someone still awake

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You see the phone company hasn't connected my phone line yet I was wondering if I could

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Make a quick phone call

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Welcome to the neighborhood

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Why thank you

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Anyone you want me to be

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Sarah new

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Nice to meet you

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I just want to let my sister know I arrive

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B

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Well I would except I haven't met her

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No better time than the present

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Are you sure you want to go up against me

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Name the time place and challenge

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First when he falls in love with

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It's a deal

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Put one night the sack with me he will be in

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Don't worry

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Yes

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Yes

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Good night

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Thanks again

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I promised I'd

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Yes and I also know what it's like to be the new one in town

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I just moved here a few months ago myself

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When it seems like a very nice place to live

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Would you like a tour

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That sounds great

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Should I pick you up about 11:00

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Look forward to it

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It's nice to meet you too

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Good night

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We agreed not to cast any spells on

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Hey how you doing

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What's

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I need your help in the kitchen

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What kind of

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What kind do you think Jamie said I can rest today

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I will

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What's we cast the spell on her

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She will be powerless to me

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No spells will work on her

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Except

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Astro

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I didn't realize how

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It's just as beautiful as you

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I meant the move

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I guess you could say I'm on a personal Quest

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Avianca

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Thanks for a wonderful day

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You're welcome

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Can I get you a drink or something before I take you home

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Are you two wholes

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It's okay

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You don't have to be ashamed I like nice girls

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Women who have good morals

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Well I felt something strange the first time I looked into your eyes last night

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What was that for

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Jamie what the hell is going on

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I mean I don't

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What hell of a body on you

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Do you know how to throw it in my face right now

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You can play this game

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1

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Where did she go

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She

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You're one very sexy woman

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I thought you liked wholesome girls

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You change my mind

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What's inside of someone that really matters

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Play music

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Can you transform me now

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What are you talking about

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Make me a tiger like you said you would

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Something's wrong

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You can say that again

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If she thinks she's going to invade my body

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You made this so so

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If you want something

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I couldn't agree with you more

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That's why years ago

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I made up my mind what I really wanted

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To become the most powerful warlock in the universe

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And do you know how that's accomplished

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By draining a witch's life force

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Surprise

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Holy shit

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You can't go now the fun is just starting

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Snow use that multiple orgasm I just gave you has made

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You are far from the very first you see Jamie I have been tracking down witches for centuries

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Jamie Sarah

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I am so glad I didn't have sex with you well you kind of did enough

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We switched bodies

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You Haven't Seen the Last of Me

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Thank you

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Beginning of a great friendship